franerys:

katiebpeters:

chloereneeeee:

How many altos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they can’t get that high.

How many sopranos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, she holds it up and waits for the world to revolve around her.

How many singers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. An alto to actually do it and a soprano to stand by and ask “isn’t that a little high for you?”

theeleventhsherlock:

thats-my-cup-of-tea:

eneko-wweh:

mr-egbutt:

tyleroakley:

witchhctiw:

the-solitary-witch:

warriorsatthedisco:

Its called the Death Waltz, and was written as a joke but people have attempted it on piano.

Saxes move downstage.

I’ll just leave this here.

SWEET JESUS CLICK THAT

the added directions are great.
'insert peanuts'
'gradually become irritated'
'cresc., or not'
'untie slip knot'
'bow real fast, slippage may occur'

RELEASE THE PENGUINS.

RESTS ARE IMAGINARY

(Source: someone-inconspicuous)

daily-dose-of-dana:

jesus christ himself literally created this show

(Source: lightsofmay)

based-shenron:


Never forget

based-shenron:

Never forget

(Source: funnyandhilarious)

(Source: doctorwhos)

scificity:

He weeps because no one understands him.

http://scificity.tumblr.com

perks-of-being-chinese:

idk i thought it was funny

(Source: marleyhickler)